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October HORRORscopes

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October 17, 2024
Words by Ambar Ramirez & Carmen Macri Read at your own risk (all of this is satire; please don’t call and hex us) Aries The emptiness will last forever. There will be no reprieve. No one is here to help you save the skeletons in your closet —who are also your only friends. Doom and gloom and everything in

October Horoscopes

Your Halloween costume based on your sign Words by Ambar Ramirez & Carmen Macri Aries Mars, your ruling planet, will encourage you to take action, but it’s essential to balance assertiveness with diplomacy, especially around the 14th when the solar eclipse in Libra could bring a shake-up to your

Horrorscopes 

September 29, 2023
By Ambar Ramirez & Carmen Macri Aries Your impulsive nature might lead you down a haunted path this month, Aries. You tend to act like a know-it-all, but sometimes, it’s for the best that you don’t, in fact, know it all. Keep your wits about you, or you

September Horoscopes: Fall Edition

September 27, 2023
By Ambar Ramirez and Carmen Macri Aries Venus and Jupiter will come together on Sept. 16, Aries, bringing with it a sense of resolution. You may be feeling as if your head has completely cleared and that grogginess you’ve come to know and love will disappear. Now is the time

September Horoscopes

August 29, 2023
September Digi Horoscopes By Ambar Ramirez and Carmen Macri  Aries Pumpkin spice is in the air, Aries. Can you smell it? Unfortunately for you, this fall won’t just be pumpkin carving and “Gilmore Girls” reruns. You might find yourself confronted with situations that require decisive choices. Be wary

August Horoscopes

August 17, 2023
By Ambar Ramirez and Carmen Macri Aries This August, Aries, the universe hands you a GPS for life. Expect detours and unexpected U-turns on your journey to success. Your impulsive nature might lead you into a few sticky situations, but remember, you’re the star of your own rom-com. Just

August Horoscopes

August 1, 2023
Aries The smell of sweet, sweet satisfaction is in the air, Aries. You worked hard and now it’s time to play hard — and just in time for the end of summer. The new moon in Virgo on August 27 will mark a significant turning point in your life. It

July Horoscopes

July 18, 2023
Aries July is a month of risk-taking for you, Aries. And there may be a surprise guest in this season of your life … maybe someone from your past? Be on the lookout for signs from the universe, whether angel numbers or literal signs on billboards. The stars are reaching

July Horoscopes

June 29, 2023
By Ambar Ramirez and Carmen Macri  Aries July is like a rollercoaster for you, Aries! Buckle up and enjoy the ride. New opportunities will come knocking, but take your time. Don’t jump in blindly, Aries. Remember, patience is a virtue, even for the fiery ones like you. Taurus We

June Horoscopes

June 21, 2023
Words by Ambar Ramirez & Carmen Macri Aries Brace yourself for a month filled with surprises that are sure to test your patience, Aries. It’s like the universe wants to see just how much you can handle. But hey, who needs calm and stability when you can have chaos and

June Horoscopes

May 31, 2023
By Carmen Macri and Ambar Ramirez Aries June brings a delightful whirlwind of opportunities your way, dear Aries. Brace yourself for a month filled with unexpected twists and turns. Remember, you’re a fire sign, so go ahead and set the world ablaze with your magnetic charm. Just be sure

May Tarotscopes

May 18, 2023
Words By Carmen Macri and Ambar Ramirez  This month, we decided to switch things up a bit. Rather than the usual fortune tellings by reading the stars, we are putting your fate this month in the hands of a tarot card deck.  Aries Three of Wands: The meaning of

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