Richard David Smith III

writer, lab rat, and purveyor of fine energy drinks.
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Arizona Cardinals vs. Jacksonville Jaguars

Jaguars vs. Cardinals Recap

November 23, 2013

Football

The smell of funnel cake wafted over from and throughout last Sunday. Like the Fair, the slim-to-none mathematical chance of ending the season at .500 also left town that day after a 27-14 defeat at the wings of the in what I labeled the “Shut Carson Palmer Up Bowl.” Earlier in the week, Cardinals infuriated Jaguars fans (well, #JaguarsTwitter anyway)

Jacksonville Jaguars vs. San Francisco 49ers NFL International Series London Wimbley Stadium

Football

Jaguars vs. 49ers Recap

“Panic on the Streets of London!” Those words come the song “Panic,” as written by one Stephen Patrick Morrissey, the former front man of The Smiths and famous Brit crooner known for his perpetually melancholy lyrics and celibate lifestyle. Hmm, incessantly depressing and doesn’t score—sound familiar? If the Jaguars weren’t

Jaguars vs. Texans Recap

Houston, we have a problem: . If you haven’t been following, Jacksonville-you

The Best of The Second City

Comedian Casey Whitaker and friends give you a sentimental glimpse into the

Jaguars vs. Chargers Recap

October 25, 2013

Football

electronic scoreboard/message strip read, “When You Think of Garbage, Think of Us.” The not-so-well-thought-out message was an advertisement for a waste management company, though, given the season so far, it may as well have been the team slogan. Yes, the Jaguars were once again defeated. This time the hapless Jags

Jaguars vs. Broncos Recap

October 18, 2013

Football

In sports, the phrase “moral victory” is tossed around loosely and far too often without any true meaning behind it. If there was ever an instance where that platitude fit perfectly, then it was in the 35 – 19 defeat at the hooves of the last Sunday. The Jaguars stepped