LE FOOTBALL CHAUD!

Well, football season has formally begun and the kid gloves are finally off. Which begs the question, why in the hell are you stretching out your kids’ gloves? There’s a pill for that. Anyway, this weekend the hometown NFLers Jacksonville Jaguars will clobber the Miami Dolphins – be there and yell. In celebration of this glorious occasion, The Elbow Tailgate Party, a football-fan event-package, is the chance to party at four participating locations Downtown, featuring a ticket to the game, parking, transportation to-and-from EverBank Field, and when you get back to The Elbow, even more revelry. Hydrate!