ARIES: October 8-14

October 8, 2014
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Situation No. 1: If you meet resistance or doubt, say: “Ha! This diversion can’t slow me down, because I am in possession of an invisible magical sword!” Then take a few charismatic swipes with your sword to show you mean business. Situation No. 2: If angst and worry prevent your allies from synchronizing their assets with yours, say: “Begone, dread! For with the power of my wicked crazy songs, I am the destroyer of fear.” Then sing wicked crazy songs. Situation No. 3: If you find it hard to discern the difference between useless, ugly monsters and useful, beautiful monsters, say: “I am a useful, beautiful monster!” Your kind will flock to you.

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