SCORPIO: October 1-7

Dear So-Called Astrologer: Your horoscopes are worse than
useless. Mostly they’re crammed with philosophical and poetic crap that doesn’t apply to my daily life. Please cut way back on the fancy metaphors. Just let me know if there’s money or love or trouble coming – like what regular horoscopes say! — Skeptical Scorpio.

Dear Skeptical: In my astrological opinion, you and your fellow Scorpios soon feel the kind of pressure you just directed at me. People will ask you to be different from what you are. My advice? Do not acquiesce.

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