VIRGO: September 17-23

I rarely waste time trying to convert “skeptics” who attack astrology with a hostile zeal that belies their supposed scientific objectivity. They’re often as dogmatic and closed-minded as any fundamentalist religious nut. When I’m in a tricky mood, I may tell them about the Crawford Perspectives, a highly rated Wall Street investment publication that relies extensively on astrological analysis. Or I quote wealthy financier J.P. Morgan, who said “Millionaires don’t use astrology; billionaires do.” My point: Astrological omens suggest the weeks ahead are a good time to move on plans to get richer quicker. Take advantage!