WE SHOULD BE SO LUCKY

Miles Jelfs of Bristol, England, sought financial help in April to cover surgery for his unlucky tortoise, Cedric, whose prolapsed penis (likely from a mating mishap) drags on the ground, partially erect. Democrat & Chronicle, Rochester, 4-9-2014; BBC News, 6-8-2014; Daily Mail, London, 4-18-2014

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