CANCER: April 30-May 6

In the Transformers movies, Optimus Prime is a giant extraterrestrial warrior robot. His body has an array of weapons he uses for righteous causes, like protecting Earth’s creatures. The character is voiced by actor Peter Cullen, who’s also worked extensively for another entertainment franchise, Winnie the Pooh. He does vocals for gloomy donkey Eeyore, who writes poetry and has a pink ribbon tied in a bow on his tail. Cullen’s your role model for now, to inspire you to get to your Eeyore side. Work with your Optimus Prime part. What? You don’t have an Optimus Prime part? Eeyore might say that, but I say you do.