VIRGO: March 26-April 1

It’s said Jesus turned water into wine. Well, St. Brigit, a sixth-century Irish nun, was legendary for an even greater miracle. When folks visited her monastery in Kildare, she changed her old bathwater into beer for them to drink. There’s a good chance you’ll develop that precise talent soon. APRIL FOOL! I kinda lied. You won’t really have St. Brigit’s supernatural power. You will have an uncanny ability to make transmutations almost as dramatic as changing bathwater to beer.