TAURUS: March 26-April 1

In Somalia, there’s a law that forbids one from putting used chewing gum on one’s nose and walking around in public. Fortunately, you don’t live there, so it’s fine if you want to do that. Go right ahead. To do so is right in alignment with cosmic omens. APRIL FOOL! I lied. You should definitely not take yourself too seriously this week; look for opportunities to playfully lose your dignity and razz the status quo. There are craftier ways to do that than by sticking gum on your nose.