The Aristocrats!

Selfies: Cornelius Fergueson, 45, a psychologist for the Philadelphia Family Court System, was arrested in December for allegedly masturbating in front of his office window. Edward Alvin, 34, was arrested on a similar charge in November, in the DMV office lobby in West Palm Beach. Brian Hounslow, 37, was arrested in November (similar charge) in the ladies’ room of a Tulsa, Okla., Walmart. Asked the bewildered woman who called security: “Who gets up at 8:30 in the morning and decides they’re going to go to Walmart, take off all their clothes and masturbate in the woman’s bathroom?”