Police Officer Not Pissed Off

Dallas police officer Antonio Quintanilla was the victim in an August incident, but handled it by the book — even though what the perp had done was urinate off a balcony at 3 a.m., onto Quintanilla’s head. (Because the bladder-reliever didn’t know Quintanilla was a cop, he was given a non-arrest citation.) Quintanilla also calmly helped a colleague investigate the crime scene — locating the “wet and humid areas where the urine had fallen,” according to a police report.