CAPRICORN: Sept. 25-Oct. 1

CAPRICORN (Dec. 22-Jan. 19): Imagine this: The CEOs of five crazy-rich U.S. corporations, including a major defense contractor, hold a press conference to announce that in the future they’ll turn down massive welfare benefits and tax breaks the federal government has been doling out for years. Now picture this: The Pope issues a statement declaring that since Jesus Christ never had a single bad word to say about homosexuals, the Catholic Church is withdrawing its resistance to gay rights. I see a comparable reversal in your life – a flip-flop that seems equally improbable. But unlike these, yours really does happen in the next eight months. If it hasn’t already started, it will soon.