SCORPIO: Sept. 11-17

SCORPIO (Oct. 23-Nov. 21): The cosmos hereby grants you poetic license to be brazen in your craving for the best, brightest experiences, uninhibited in feeding obsessions and making them work, shameless as you pursue exactly and only what you really want more than anything else. This is a limited time offer, though it may be extended if you act now. For best results, suspend your pursuit of trivial wishes and purge yourself of bitchy complaints.