Solid Gold Smuggler

Abdullah Riyaz, 50, was arrested at Rajiv Gandhi International Airport in Hyderabad, India, in April when he seemed to be uncomfortable sitting in the waiting area. Officials found four “biscuits” of solid gold in his socks but thought there might be more, and after nature took its course, found Riyaz to be one of those rare humans with the ability to brag that he once excreted gold (eight more “biscuits”).