When You Gotta Go …

The biggest news out of Newtown, Conn., recently — not involving the tragic shootings at Sandy Hook Elementary School — came when local environmental officials announced April 29 they were investigating “200 to 300 one-gallon plastic jugs” filled with urine found in a home “in a state of disrepair.” No charges were filed against the homeowner, but officials sought to assure neighbors and users of the property there was no health hazard.