CANCER: April 17-23

CANCER (June 21-July 22): A one-minute video commercial for Las Vegas’ The Cosmopolitan luxury resort shows an elegant woman at a sumptuous feast. She’s holding a dinner plate up to her face to lick its last delicious taste. The scene shifts to a well-dressed man down on all fours like a chair. A chic woman applies makeup while gazing into a shiny mirror-like surface of a high-heeled shoe. New scene: An old woman pats the butt of a handsome young stud with whom she’s slow-dancing. At the ad’s end, a catchphrase appears: “Just the right amount of wrong.” That’s your mantra next week.