Made Off with ManDingo

Thieves broke into the home of Earlie Johnson in Muskegon, Mich., in February and made off with some flat-screen TVs. What really irked Johnson was that they stole his entire DVD porn collection, including, he said, the films of every African-American porn star since the 1970s. (“I’m not no scum bag guy, pervert or nothing like that,” he told WZZM-TV. “I just thought it was cool to own my own porn collection. It keeps my relationship [with his fiancée] fresh and tight.”) When news of Johnson’s woes spread, adult video companies donated DVDs to help restore his stash.