PISCES: Feb. 27-March 5

PISCES (Feb. 19-March 20): “I have decided to rename the constellations that have domineered our skies too long,” writes Internet denizen Hasheeshee St. Frank. He gives only one example. The Big Dipper, he says, shall forevermore be known as The Star-Spangled Gas Can. Come up with more; it’s a good time to reshape and redefine the high and mighty things to which you’ve given too much of your power. Reconfigure your relationship with impersonal, overarching forces wielding a disproportionately large influence over your thoughts and feelings. What if you call the constellation Orion “Three-Eyed Orangutan”? Or instead of Pegasus, use “Sexy Dolphin”? What else ya got?