CAPRICORN: Feb. 6-12

CAPRICORN (Dec. 22-Jan. 19): “Dear Astrology Guy: I have been reading your horoscopes since I was 19. For a while, I liked them. They were fun riddles that made me think. But now I’ve soured on them. I’m sick and tired of you asking me to transform myself. You just keep pushing and pushing, never satisfied, always saying it’s time to improve, get smarter or fix a bad habit. It’s too much! I can’t take it! Sometimes I just want to be idle and lazy. Your horoscopes piss me off! — Crabby Capricorn.”

Dear Crabby: Good news! Next week, you’re completely excused from changing anything about you or your life. Stay exactly the same! Freeze in time. Don’t tinker. Take a vacation from life’s relentless command to evolve.