Folio Weekly's 31st Anniversary


Captain’s Log, Stardate April 25, 2018.
We have entered Area 31 of the spectacular Myth-ical Nightclub galaxy on a most critical mission to celebrate Folio Weekly’s 31st anniversary. DJ James Harper led us on an auditory journey as the friendly inhabitants, among them otherworldly painted creatures from the nearby planet B.A.R.E., shared delicious, intoxicating beverages concocted by Manifest Distilling and Bold City Brewery which, we were told, are favorites throughout the solar system. Late in the evening, females of the species demonstrated the dance of their kind—the Twerk. We returned to the starship with memories to savor for all eternity. And some new moves.

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