THE GREAT PONTE VEDRA PADDLE Wednesday, August 27
Since its inception in 2012, the annual Great Ponte Vedra Paddle has become one of the largest standup paddleboarding events on the East Coast, last year drawing 225 competitors and some 500 …
VOCKAH REDU IS THE SENTIMENTAL KING OF SISSY BOUNCE Wednesday, August 27
The New Orleans native comes to town to help you shake that ass and free that mind
SAGITTARIUS: August 20-27 Wednesday, August 27
Lake Superior State University issues a “Unicorn Questing Privilege” to those interested in hunting for unicorns. Are you one? You may feel an urge like that in the weeks ahead. Unusual yearnings well up. Exotic fantasies replace habitual daydreams.
SCORPIO: August 20-27 Wednesday, August 27
In your dreams, you may travel to Stockholm, Sweden to accept a Nobel Prize, or Hollywood to pick up an Oscar. There’s a good chance that in your sleepy-time adventures you’ll finally score with the hot babe who rejected you in high school, or go to the scene of your biggest mistake and do things right this time.
VIRGO: August 20-27 Wednesday, August 27
TV comedian Stephen Colbert confesses his safeword is “pumpkin patch.” Does that mean he participates in actual BDSM rituals? Is it the codeword he says when he doesn’t want the intensity to increase, when he doesn’t want the next boundary crossed? I don’t know.
LEO: August 20-17 Wednesday, August 27
Every 12 years, planet Jupiter spends about a year cruising through the sign of Leo. It’s with you now, and will be through early August 2015. What can you expect? EXPANSION! Great, right? Yes and no.
THE HIGHS AND LOWS OF JACKSONVILLE’S ONLY DRAG RAPPER Wednesday, August 27
Northeast Florida has never seen anything quite like Twinki
CANCER: August 20-27 Wednesday, August 27
You wouldn’t sip dirty water from a golden chalice, right? Nor would you swig delicious poison from a fine crystal wine glass or 10-year-old vinegar from a queen’s goblet.
GEMINI: August 20-27 Wednesday, August 27
Every February, you go through a phase when it’s easier to see your life’s big picture. If you take advantage of this invitation, it’s like being on a mountaintop and gazing into the vastness. Every August, however, you’re more likely to see the details you’ve been missing.
ARIES: August 20-27 Wednesday, August 27
Don’t just be smart and articulate. Dare to be wildly wise and prone to unruly observations. Don’t merely be kind and well-behaved. Explore mysteries of healing through benevolent mischief. Don’t buy into the all-too-serious trances. Break up the monotony with unpredictable play and funny curiosity. Don’t go along with the stories everyone seems to believe as if they were the Truth and the Way.