VIRGO: March 27- April 2


VIRGO (Aug. 23-Sept. 22): The sport of ferret legging is an endurance contest. Leggers vie to determine who can last longest as a live ferret runs loose inside their pants. The current record is five hours, 26 minutes, held by a retired British miner. I predict a Virgo will soon break that. Could it be you? APRIL FOOL! I misled you. Don’t put a ferret in your pants, not even to win a contest. It's possible there will soon be a pleasurable commotion below your waist. I suspect you'll handle it well.

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