FREEWILL ASTROLOGY

VIRGO: Jan. 30-Feb. 5

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VIRGO (Aug. 23-Sept. 22): My hotel was nice but the area around it was sketchy. As I returned to my room after going to a convenience store, I met two colorful hookers, with enticingly lyrical sales pitches, and a lively man who proposed I buy some top-grade meth, crack or heroin. I thanked them for the thoughtful invitations but said I wasn’t in the mood. Then I went back to my room to enjoy my strawberry smoothie and blueberry muffin and watched HBO. My experience may have a bit in common with your immediate future. You may be tempted with seemingly exotic, adventurous offers that aren't good for you. Stick to healthy basics.

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