FREEWILL-ASTROLOGY

SAGITTARIUS: March 27- April 2

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SAGITTARIUS (Nov. 22-Dec. 21): Banzai skydiving is a step beyond ordinary skydiving. Hurl a folded-up parachute from the airplane, wait a sec, then leap out. If all goes well, you free-fall in the direction of the ’chute and catch up. Once you grab it, strap it on and open the chute, ideally before you hit the ground. This beyond-ballsy activity is perfect for you. APRIL FOOL! In truth, I don’t recommend banzai skydiving now or ever. Plain ol' skydiving is OK, though. The same principle applies to any adventurousness you consider: Push yourself, yes, but not beyond reason.

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