Your evil twins asked me to speak on their behalf. They apologize for misunderstandings that may have arisen from their innocent desire to show you what you were missing. Their intent wasn't hostile or subversive, they just wanted to fill gaps in your education. Your evil twins humbly request you no longer call them "Evil Twin." Pick a more affectionate name, like, "Sweet Mess" or "Tough Lover." Promise to treat them with more geniality, and they swear not to be tricky and enigmatic.