PISCES (Feb. 19-March 20): July 2012 was a sad time in the history of mythic creatures. The National Ocean Service, a U.S. government agency, formally proclaimed there are no such things as mermaids. The stuffy know-it-alls will be shocked when a Piscean scientist offers evidence that mermaids are real. APRIL FOOL! I embellished. I don’t foresee the discovery of a flesh-and-blood mermaid — by a Pisces or anyone. I do suspect your tribe is quite adept at extracting useful revelations and inspirations from dreams, visions and fantasies — including one involving a coven of Buddhist Ninja clown mermaids.