FREEWILL ASTROLOGY

PISCES: July 3-9

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PISCES (Feb. 19-March 20): Like the Most Interesting Man in the World who shills for Dos Equis, you'll never step in gum on the sidewalk or lose a sock in the next few weeks. Your cereal won't get soggy, the pheromones you secrete affect folks miles away. You'll have the power to pop a piñata with the blink of your eye. If you take a Rorschach test, you'll ace it. Ghosts sit at campfires, telling stories about you. Cafés and restaurants name sandwiches after you. You can live vicariously through yourself, giving your guardian angel a sense of security. o

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