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The Canadian Radio-television & Telecommunications Commission in March reprimanded three pornography broadcast stations — not for excessively erotic fare, but for violating Canada's protectionist, patriotic rules requiring that at least 35 percent of all content be of Canadian origin. According to its notice, the 24-hour AOV Adult Movie Channel, XXX Action Clips and Maleflixxx fell short of the 8-1/2-hours-a-day of north-of-the-border sex action (and, in an additional charge, failed to provide enough closed captioning for the yeahs and oh, babys).