LEO: March 27- April 2


LEO (July 23-Aug. 22): On "The Simpsons," 10-year-old Bart is always in trouble because of the monkey business he loves to perpetrate. Teachers punish him by making him write corrective declarations on the classroom blackboard. Some of those apologetic statements should be coming from you next week, including: “I will not strut around like I own the place. I will not claim that I am deliciously saucy. I will not instigate revolution. I will not trade pants with others. I will not carve gods. I will not Xerox my butt. I will not scream for ice cream.” APRIL FOOL! I lied. Truth is, you SHOULD do things like that. Don’t apologize!

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