Your patron saint for the next three months is surrealistic artist Salvador Dali. He’s your muse and role model. Spout some of his famous declarations as if they were your own. Start with these: 1. “The only difference between me and a madman is that I am not mad.” 2. “I don’t take drugs; I am drugs.” 3. “Mistakes are almost always of a sacred nature.” 4. “Don’t fear perfection. You’ll never reach it.” APRIL FOOL! I lied. Dali is your patron saint, role model and muse for just the next 14 days, not three months.