Hellish Helicopter

Aubrey Ireland, 21, a dean's-list senior at University of Cincinnati's prestigious college of music, went to court in December to protect herself from two stalkers — her mother and father, who, she said, were paranoiacally meddling in her life. David and Julie Ireland put tracking devices on Aubrey's computer and phone and showed up unannounced on campus (600 miles from home), telling officials Aubrey was promiscuous and mentally imbalanced. A Common Pleas Court judge ordered the parents to keep their distance.