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GEMINI: March 13-19

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GEMINI (May 21-June 20): It's not a good week to issue unreasonable, illogical, self-centered demands. Don’t make peanut butter and jelly a part of your sex life, go on vacation in Siberia or photocopy your butt and sent it anonymously to your boss. On the other hand, it's an excellent time to scrawl motivational poetry on the bedroom wall, have a slo-mo pillow fight and cultivate the ability to be a deep-feeling free-thinker. Plus, give yourself a new nickname, write an essay on “Five Things the Pursuit of Pleasure Taught Me” and laugh uproariously as you completely bypass the sadness void and the fear abyss.

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