FREEWILL ASTROLOGY

GEMINI: Feb. 13-19

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GEMINI (May 21-June 20): Happy Valentine Daze! After careful meditation about what may purify and supercharge your love life, I'm suggesting what not to do. Some lines from Kim Addonizio’s poem “Forms of Love.” Don’t say them aloud. 1. “I love how emotionally unavailable you are.” 2. “I love you and feel a powerful spiritual connection to you, even though we’ve never met.” 3. “I love your pain, it’s so competitive.” 4. “I love you as long as you love me back.” 5. “I love you when you’re not getting drunk and stupid.” 6. “I love it when you tie me up with ropes using the knots you learned in Boy Scouts, and when you do the stoned Dennis Hopper rap from 'Apocalypse Now'!”

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