Councilman's Affair Produces Alien Child


Whitby, U.K., Town Councilman Simon Parkes, 58, confessed to a reporter in June that he had had an extramarital affair — in fact, an extraterrestrial extramarital affair — with the 9-foot-tall Cat Queen, and that she had borne him a child. Parkes said the Cat Queen is biding her time until technology is available to bring her and the child to Earth. "There are plenty of people in my position who don't choose to come out and say it because they are terrified it will destroy their careers," Parkes said. His wife knows about his periodic meetings with the Cat Queen, and is "very unhappy, clearly," he said.

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