FREEWILL ASTROLOGY

CAPRICORN: April 30-May 6

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Dear Oracle: I may be hallucinating, but I swear my pet iguana gets turned on when I disrobe in front of it. My naked body seems to incite it to strut around, make guttural hissing sounds and act like it’s doing a mating dance. Is it me, or is the planets? I think my iguana is a Capricorn like me. — Captivating Capricorn.

Dear Capricorn: Only rarely have I seen Capricorns exude such high levels of animal magnetism as you do now. Careful where you point that stuff! A wide variety of creatures may find you extra hot.

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