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Big Blow-up

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Benjamin Greene, 22, was charged in December with stealing a nude blow-up doll from a Spencer’s Gifts in Spartanburg, S.C. On closer inspection, the doll was less than expected. It’s one of the dollmaker’s “Super Star Series” <> resemblances to celebrities like Jessica Simpson and Lindsay Lohan, but which are apparently all the same generic plastic doll who doesn’t really look like any specific person. The packaging on Greene’s $19.99 “Finally Mylie! Love Doll” <> singer Miley Cyrus (“finally” presumably honors Cyrus’ 18th “legal” birthday), but it, too, was the generic version.

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