FREEWILL ASTROLOGY

ARIES: Aug. 14-20

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ARIES (March 21-April 19): Usually, International CAPS LOCK DAY occurs only once a year, on June 28. But in alignment with your current astrological omens, you've been granted the right to observe the next seven days as your own International CAPS LOCK DAYS. You'll probably be forgiven and tolerated if you use OVERHEATED ORATORY and leap to THUNDEROUS CONCLUSIONS and engage in MELODRAMATIC GESTURES. You may even be thanked – though it's important to note the gratitude you get may come later, AFTER THE DUST HAS SETTLED.

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