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AQUARIUS: Feb. 20-26

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AQUARIUS (Jan. 20-Feb. 18): Gawker.com came up with colorful ways to describe actress Zooey Deschanel. In a weird coincidence, their pithy phrases for her seem to fit the moods and experiences you'll soon have. You're scheduled to have a Zooey-according-to-Gawker.com kind of week. Some themes: 1. Novelty ukulele tune. 2. Overemphatic stage wink. 3. Sentient glitter cloud. 4. Over-iced Funfetti cupcake. 5. Melted-bead craft project. 6. Animated Hipstamatic photograph. 7. Bambi's rabbit friend. 8. Satchel of fairy dust.

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